Dick Van Dyke sporting a novelty beard isn’t necessarily the first thought when the words ‘Columbo killer’ are uttered. Nevertheless, the lovable man of comedy was cast as the prime antagonist in Negative Reaction, which aired on 15 October 1974.
Can the laugh-a-minute DVD play against type to convince as murderous photographer Paul Galesko? Or will his inherent harmlessness blunt the episode’s edge? Let’s whip out our ancient cameras and get ready to bellow ‘Were you a witness to what he just did?‘ as we find out…
Dramatis personae
Lieutenant Columbo: Peter Falk
Paul Galesko: Dick Van Dyke
Galesko’s beard: As himself
Frances Galesko: Antoinette Bower
Alvin Deschler: Don Gordon
Lorna McGrath: Joanna Cameron
Sergeant Hoffman: Michael Strong
Thomas Dolan: Vito Scotti
Sister of Mercy: Joyce Van Patten
Mr Weekly: Larry Storch
Ray: David Sheiner
MacGruder: John Ashton
Written by: Peter S. Fischer
Directed by: Alf Kjellin
Score by: Bernardo Segall
Episode synopsis: Columbo Negative Reaction
Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer Paul Galesko (Dick Van Dyke, bearded) is hard at work in his darkroom, but he ain’t developing pictures! He’s actually putting the final touches to a sham ransom note that claims kidnappers have seized his wife, Frances.
After years of nagging, Galesko finally sees red *chortle*
Why would he do this, you ask? We soon find out, as Galesko is summoned by the shrill cries of Frances, who is chiding him for messing around when she wants to be driven to Lilleby’s auction house, where she has her eye on a ‘divine’ tea set.
The gin-soaked nag further admonishes her husband when he pleads to be allowed to take her out to see the ‘ranch’ he’s just purchased. Frances isn’t interested in slumming it, but finally agrees after some earnest cringing from her cowed other half.
Her mood doesn’t improve when she sees the state of the ranch. Unable to hide her scorn for the place, she pours forth a torrent of abuse – only silenced when she turns to see Galesko flexing a length of rope with a murderous look on his face. Grappling with Frances, he forces her into a chair and securely ties her into place before taking photos of her on a Polaroid-style camera – a cheap clock placed on the mantelpiece setting the time at 2pm.
Galesko then gives Frances a lecture on how miserable she’s made him over the last few years. And as put-downs go, it’s a pretty juicy one. “I have this dream, Frances. I’m working and there’s a phone call and he says, “Terribly sorry, Mr Galesko, but your wife’s dead. Unfortunate accident’,” he explains, his tone awfully even.
“And then I always wake up and I want to cry. Because you’re still alive, Frances. And I have nothing to face that day but another 24 hours with a domineering, nagging, suffocating woman who took all the joy out of my life.” He then produces a gun from his briefcase and slays Frances in cold blood. Problem solved!
Galesko then stops in at a gas station to establish his 2pm alibi, ringing his pretty assistant Lorna McGrath and telling her to pack her bags for a photographic trip to the Philippines with him that he claims Frances is completely in favour of! What a vivid imagination these creative types have!
How many times do I have to tell you Al, NEVER trust a man in backless driving gloves…
From there he’s off to a lakeside rendezvous with treble-denimed, mild-mannered ex-con Alvin Deschler, who has been running a series of odd jobs for Galesko (including purchasing the ranch) for the last 3 weeks following release from prison. Galesko makes Deschler promise to ring him at home from his motel room at 10am the next day. Deschler gleefully accepts, before coming clean that a camera he’d bought at Galesko’s request has been stolen from his motel room. This was the camera Galesko used to photograph Frances at the ranch.
Cut to the next day and a distracted-looking Galesko lets his housekeeper, Mrs Moyland, in and evasively answers her questions as to the whereabouts of Mrs Galesko. As she dithers uncertainly in the background, Galesko fields the pre-planned call from Deschler, arranging to meet him at a junkyard at 5pm before cutting him off and pretending to engage in debate with kidnappers.
He then beats it in an agitated fashion, telling Mrs Moyland to pretend to have heard nothing. But the Irish dame’s curiosity has been piqued. Sidling over to the phone she finds a note written in Galesko’s own hand saying: ‘$20,000 in small bills.’ (click video below for suitable sound effect).
First Galesko jallops off to see his publisher, Ray, to secure a loan to pay the kidnappers. Then he heads to Deschler’s motel and watches the ex-con drive off for their rendezvous. Sneaking into the motel room, Galesko plants a cut-up newspaper, glue and the camera he’d used to photograph Frances at the ranch. Job done, he makes his date with destiny with Deschler at the abandoned junkyard.
Explaining his late arrival a result of the kidnapping panic, Galesko hands the ransom note to Deschler to get his prints on it. “You have any idea who took her?” the luckless sidekick asks. “I’m sorry, Al. It’s going to have to look like you did,” replies Galesko, before drawing a gun and getting his slay on again.
Of course such antics won’t be damning enough, so for good measure Galesko places the gun he used to kill Frances in Deschler’s dead hand and fires it into his own leg at point-blank rage. OOH-YAH! But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, amirite? As he hops painfully back to his car, however, Galesko is stunned to encounter a drunk bum who has been swigging booze with gay abandon in an old wrecked car before being startled by the gunshots, and who sends him off to a nearby gas station to make an emergency call. WHAT. A. DAY.
It’s only now that Columbo trundles on to the scene, being stopped from entering the junkyard by a uniformed officer who thought the detective was trying to sell his car for scrap! It’s a classic entrance from the crumpled Lieutenant.
Columbo’s old heap just can’t get no rezpek!
Sergeant Hoffman is in charge at the scene and explains to Columbo the particulars of the crime. Columbo is bothered immediately that Galesko would kill Deschler without first finding out where his wife was being detained. The pair then encounter the old bum, Thomas Dolan, who is adamant that he heard what happened and wants to make a statement down town. The other cops don’t take him seriously, but Columbo insists he’s treated with respect and sends him off with an officer to make a statement.
Columbo, meanwhile, heads off to see Galesko at the hospital to gets the photographer’s version of events. They are interrupted by a call from Hoffman, who reports that they’ve searched Deschler’s motel room and found all the incriminating evidence they need to pin the crime on him.
Yet Columbo remains unconvinced. He has a sleepless night and is found bleary-eyed at the office the next morning by Hoffman. After having checked up on Deschler’s background and his recent release from jail after a five-year stretch for extortion, Hoffman couldn’t be more certain that the case is solved. Columbo, however, sounds a note of caution. “Do you see anything in there that says that Deschler was stupid?” he asks Hoffman. “Because if he left that camera and that newspaper and that glue laying around like that, he’s stupid.”
As Columbo plots his next move, Hoffman receives a phone call. It’s the bad news they had been fearing: Frances Galesko has been found dead! (please refer to devilish sound effect above).
The law enforcers encounter a desperate (and limping) Galesko at the ranch, who wails his displeasure before pulling himself together and positively ID’ing the corpse. He avoids being questioned, though, by insisting on accompanying the body away in the ambulance. Columbo does glean some useful facts from realtor Mr McGruder, who confirms that he sold the ranch to Deschler, but that he suspects Deschler was buying for a third party.
McGruder also references that Deschler showed up every morning at his real estate office in a cab. Columbo doesn’t think anything of this now, but it’s a clue that will drive critical thinking later. He also finds a crumpled-up photo of ‘Frannie G’ (as no one calls her in the episode, more’s the pity) in the ranch’s empty fireplace and squirrels it away for future reference.
A happy snap for the Galesko family album!
Keen to grab some more intel from noble bum Dolan, Columbo heads down town to St Mathew’s Mission to catch him in person. After being mistaken for a homeless derelict himself due to his dishevelled appearance, Columbo is given a bowl of beef stew by an over-eager nun and gets nattering to Dolan.
Although pleasant enough company, Dolan can’t help Columbo with his enquiries about how much of a gap there had been between the shots at the junkyard, as his statement had suggested. Why? Because he was blind drunk when he made the statement and can’t remember anything about the incident now. Columbo’s hit a brick wall.
When in doubt, harass the suspect! It’s a technique that has served Columbo well in the past and something he falls back on again here, visiting Galesko’s studio. After small talk about how his poor photography skillz ruined his nephew’s wedding a few weeks before, he cuts to the chase referencing Dolan’s statement about two gun shots being fired some moments apart.
“After being mistaken for a homeless derelict due to his dishevelled appearance, Columbo is given a bowl of beef stew by an over-eager nun.”
Galesko scorns the idea that the bum’s word can be considered viable evidence, but does offer an explanation. Deschler, he claims, pulled a gun on Galesko, who immediately grabbed for it. In the tussle, Galesko was shot in the leg and Deschler dropped the gun. The two continued to struggle, but Deschler got the upper hand and raced for the gun. At that stage, Galesko pulled his own gun and popped a cap in the aggressor’s heart. It’s not entirely convincing, but plausible enough to placate Columbo for now.
The investigation next takes him to a camera shop where Deschler bought the camera that was used to photograph Frances. The clerk remembers Deschler, and again references that he was travelling in a taxi. This time it strikes a chord with the detective. Why was he always travelling about in cabs instead of renting a car? But what a minute – he had rented a car and was using it on the day he supposedly kidnapped Frances. Things are not adding up…
Columbo’s next move is to gatecrash Frances’s funeral, where he conspicuously snaps photos of the attendees, claiming to be on the look out for Deschler’s accomplice. Galesko is unimpressed by the intrusion, but Columbo has some pertinent questions to ask. The housekeeper had overheard Galesko say he’d meet the kidnapper at 5pm, yet he didn’t arrive at the junkyard until 5.30pm. With his wife’s life at stake, how could this be?
Being inconspicuous at social gatherings doesn’t appear to be Columbo’s strength
Now ever so slightly ratty, Galesko explains it by stating he in fact was sent to a random payphone booth in West LA at 5pm, and then ordered on to the junkyard from there. Columbo ain’t buying it. Why did Galesko make a note at the time of the phone call saying ‘$20,000 in small bills’, but not make any notes about how to find the location of a random phone booth he’d never been to before?
Rattled but just maintaining his composure, Galesko falls back on the Columbo killer’s staple of not being able to think clearly at a time of crisis. Yes, that old chestnut… The Lieutenant’s heard it all before, mate, and from people who’re currently behind bars!
Still, hard evidence is eluding Columbo until he puts two and two together about Deschler’s reliance on cabs. Searching through the dead man’s possessions he discovers that Deschler had a temporary driver’s licence, which was granted to him on the day Frances Galesko went missing. That explains why he was using cabs beforehand. It also raises the question of why Deschler would have planned the kidnapping, which absolutely needed a private vehicle, for a day when he might have flunked his driving test. Astute work, Lieutenant!
“Galesko falls back on the Columbo killer’s staple of not being able to think clearly at a time of crisis. Yes, that old chestnut…”
As a result of his rising suspicions, Columbo hounds Galesko further. At his studio he ‘accidentally’ slips Galesko the crumpled photo of Frances he found in the ranch fireplace. When Columbo wonders aloud why a perfectly good photo was flung away, Galesko is critical of the lighting and composition in a way that only a perfectionist would be. It’s another tiny reason to suspect Galesko.
More follows as Columbo becomes an uninvited guest at a photography exhibition of Galesko’s work that evening. The Lieutenant, you see, has bought one of Galesko’s books: a photographic study of life in San Quentin prison. And guess who appears in 9 of the photos? Big Al Deschler. The two knew each other, in some capacity at least.
Now livid, Galesko lets rip: “You believe that somehow I’m responsible for my wife’s death,” he gnashes. “Oh, don’t deny it, Lieutenant. You’re like a little shaggy-haired terrier that’s got a grip on my trousers, and won’t let go.”
Although Columbo apologises for being a pest and says he won’t bother Galesko anymore, we know that the pieces of the puzzle are coming together nicely in his mind. His situation is improved when a highly strung driving instructor confirms that Deschler did indeed take his driving test on the morning of the kidnapping, and he’ll swear to it in court. It’s the confidence boost the Lieutenant needs to spring his final trap.
Sending Hoffman to summon Galesko to a meeting at police HQ, Columbo outlines his case very directly, accusing the photographer of perjuring his sworn statement that he left his wife at the auction house at around noon on the day of her disappearance. And he can prove it through photographic evidence.
You see, Columbo has created a blown-up image of Frances’s kidnap photo, and the clock on the mantelpiece behind her shows that it’s 10am in the morning – the time Galesko previously claimed to be at home alone with his wife.
The stern detective is therefore ‘surprised’ to see Galesko beaming at him in the face of such damning evidence. “You’re a gem. You’re a little flawed and you’re not too bright, but you’re one of a kind,” laughs Galesko before pointing out that Columbo has inadvertently reversed the print. The clock actually reads 2pm. If Columbo can produce the original print Galesko will prove it.
“You’re a gem. You’re a little flawed and you’re not too bright, but you’re one of a kind!”
Only Columbo can’t do that because he accidentally dropped the original in some hydrochloric acid. It’s gone for good. But he’ll testify that there was no mistake made when creating the image, and invites Hoffman to read Galesko his rights.
Now seriously worried, Galesko makes his fatal error. “You have proof of my innocence despite your clumsiness,” he says, while taking a camera off a shelf behind where Columbo has been sitting and slapping it on the desk. “Look at that negative in the back of the camera, Lieutenant. It proves I’m right,” he says.
But his action only proves one thing: his guilt. “Were you a witness to what he just did?” Columbo repeats to three eye witnesses in the room with them. And then realisation dawns on Galesko. Only the person who took the photo of Frances, who killed Frances, could have recognised the camera the photo was taken on.
As Galesko is led away Columbo reaches for his jacket, but slumps dejectedly on the desk with it only half on as credits roll…
An entertaining episode ends on a sombre note
Negative Reaction‘s best moment: livid Larry
Amidst red-hot competition, Columbo’s encounter with Larry Storch’s irate and irritable driving instructor, Mr Weekly, takes top honours because it never fails to delight.
When we meet Weekly, he’s standing furiously at the roadside after a driving test he was overseeing went horribly wrong, leaving the car in need of towing and Weekly in need of a lift back to his office. What he didn’t need was time in the car with Columbo – a man not known for his careful driving or the road worthiness of his vehicle.
“EYES ON THE ROAD, LIEUTENANT!”
Weekly predictably finds fault with every aspect of the process and when Columbo nearly collides with a car pulling out from a side street, his shattered nerves can take it no longer. “Pull over!” he insists, dabbing his sweaty forehead with a handkerchief and deciding to walk back to the office to avoid spending another second in Columbo’s shabby Peugeot.
Even though the scene does little to push the plot forward it’s a wonderful and well-paced 5 minutes of screen time that I suspect was largely ad-libbed and that gives both stars the chance to flex their comedic muscles. View the scene in all its glory below!
My take on Negative Reaction
Regular readers (my favourite kind!) will be only too aware that I bleat on about how the longer-running 95-minute Columbo episodes are rarely as satisfying as the 75-minute outings. Negative Reaction doesn’t just buck that trend – it takes the entire concept, roughs it up, flings it to the floor and clip-clops its little hooves all over the trembling corpse in a mad dance of triumph.
Paul Galesko: a bit more menacing than chipper chimney sweep Bert…
Sure, there are some scenes that aren’t technically necessary (including the driving test scene and the interaction with the nun), but they don’t outstay their welcome in a way that often occurs in less well structured episodes. Indeed, some of the incidental scenes really elevate this episode and I can only pay the highest of compliments to writer Peter S. Fischer and Director Alf Kjellin (who also helmed Mind Over Mayhem) for their superior treatment of the tale.
Credit, too, to Dick Van Dyke as Paul Galesko. Playing against type, he’s really very good in this, menacing when he needs to be, jovial enough when the going’s good and never threatening to take the edge off his performance with rubber-faced goonery. Indeed, ol’ DVD provides virtually none of the episode’s comic relief, of which there is more than a liberal sprinkling.
The rich vein of comedy that runs through the episode is what helps Negative Reaction stand proudly amongst the series’ finest efforts. Right from Columbo’s entrance, when a fellow officer mistakes him for someone trying to junk his car, the timing of the comic interludes is really first class.
I’ve already lavished praise on the irritable driving instructor scene, which tickles me every time, but we must also never forget what cracking entertainment we’re treated to at St Matthew’s Mission, when Columbo encounters Joyce Van Patten’s loony nun.
Columbo finds sympathy, beef stew and empty platitudes in abundance at St Matthews Mission
After a sleepless night, Columbo is looking even scruffier than usual and is of course mistaken for a derelict by the nun, who welcomes him warmly, serves him up a dish of beef stew and shakes her head at the state of his appearance. “That coat, that coat, that coat…” she clucks before bustling off to find him a replacement.
She eventually returns with a warmer coat, at which point the Lieutenant has to politely explain that he’s very fond of his coat and has had it for seven years, a fact the nun laments, saying: “Oh you poor man, don’t be ashamed.” When Columbo subsequently reveals he’s from the police and is investigating a case, she looks at him as if he’s a master of disguise. “You mean you’re working undercover?” she asks wide-eyed. “How clever you are, Lieutenant. You know, you fooled even me!” It’s TV gold!
The scene is made better by the presence of series regular Vito Scotti, cast as Thomas Dolan, and on scintillating form. I’d go so far as to say this is Vito’s best Columbo outing, as he gives Dolan an air of pleasant nobility, almost aristocratic, as the Lieutenant attempts unsuccessfully to pick his hungover brain about the events of the day before.
This is what Columbo as a show does so well: bring in a character in a small role but make them terrifically human and interesting in their own right. I’d love to know Dolan’s story. How is this articulate and witty man so down on his luck? All credit to Scotti for doing so much with what could have been a forgettable role. I think I speak for fans everywhere when I scream: I LOVE VITO SCOTTI!
I friggin’ love Vito and don’t care who knows it!
More fun is to be had during Columbo’s interactions with Galesko, never more so than during the detective’s nonsensical chat about Dog being lovesick after the cocker spaniel next door moved away. “I don’t suppose you have a picture of a cocker spaniel around, do you?” he asks the incredulous photographer, who really doesn’t know what to make of it all – a classic Columbo disarming manoeuvre.
While there are plenty of laughs to be had, Negative Reaction does hard drama just as well. The brutal manhandling of Frances by Galesko prior to her murder was pretty full-on by Columbo standards. Likewise Galesko’s heartless disposal of the affable Deschler, who at the last realised he’d simply been a pawn in a much bigger game. And better still, the conclusion of the episode is gritty, grimy and a rare of example of Columbo playing hardball to close out a case.
Let’s consider the ending in more detail. It’s certainly one of the series’ best ever gotcha moments and is so good because it gives us genuine insight into just what Columbo is willing to do in the line of duty – and how he subsequently feels about having done it. We’ve seen Columbo employ suspect tactics to trick his quarry into giving themselves away in the past – notably in Death Lends a Hand. But on this occasion, forcing Galesko’s hand and cracking the case seems to give him no pleasure. Quite the opposite, in fact.
“The conclusion of the episode is gritty, grimy and a rare of example of Columbo playing hardball to close out a case.”
I’ve debated the enigmatic, slump-shouldered freeze-frame ending with fellow fans on social media many times. Just what was going through Columbo’s head? Some say the Lieutenant was simply exhausted after a long, trying case. Others believe the presence of the photo of Frances Galesko was a sobering reminder of the waste of life.
I favour a different interpretation: internal conflict through knowing he’s had to stoop low to conquer. There are a couple of reasons why. After Galesko identifies the incriminating camera, Columbo can barely bring himself to look his adversary in the eye as he explains the significance of Galesko’s misjudgement. He even says “Sorry, sir” just before the aghast Galesko is read his rights and led away.
To me that’s a clear indication that his actions have crossed some sort of self-imposed moral boundary, leaving Columbo empty and jaded despite achieving his ultimate aim: a classic example of a Pyrrhic victory.
The grubby setting of the police ‘dungeon’ also sets this scene apart. We rarely see Columbo in his workplace. Indeed show creators Levinson and Link never liked to show the Lieutenant at the police station, believing it eroded the power of his visits to society’s elite. This has never bothered me in the least, though, as any time we get to see Columbo in his natural environment, freed from the bumbling act he puts on to fool his suspects, is to be treasured.
We even get to see Columbo in the real underbelly of LA society when he’s wandering the downtown LA streets looking for the Mission in his bid to find Dolan, and we can see that he’s equally at home in the presence of prince or pauper, in palace or slum.
This is a bit different to the mansions of Bel Air, innit Pops?
We’ve already covered the fine performances of Van Dyke, Van Patten, Storch and Scotti, but Negative Reaction is another prime example of a strong ensemble cast all bringing their A-Game to proceedings, and helping to believably flesh out their characters.
As Alvin Deschler, Don Gordon gives us a character we can root for, as he seems so well intentioned it’s impossible to not feel sympathy when he’s slain. However, the clever script gives us reason to question how far along the path to reform this ex-con really is.
The camera shop clerk describes Deschler as a ‘cheap bum’ and references the fact that he bought a $20 camera and asked for a receipt for $100. This isn’t the act of a sweet soul desperate to make his way in the world, it’s the sign of a dishonest crook taking advantage of his fellow man. Again we’re presented with a fully-realised character with depth beyond what we see on screen.
“Negative Reaction is a thoroughly enjoyable romp, which is wonderfully paced and which effortlessly treads the line between darkness and light.”
The same can be said of Antoinette Bower, who, as Frances, is as convincing a fishwife as we see in the series. She makes Galesko’s life a misery – even goading him right up to the moment he pulls the trigger. I’m interested in their relationship, too, as Galesko states that he has been ‘chained to her’ for three years. Have they only been married that long? Or is it only the last three years that have been miserable? I’m left wanting to know more about how their relationship reached the point where Galesko feels that murder is his only option.
Was the delectable Miss Lorna McGrath (played confidently by the stunning Joanna Cameron) the root cause of their unhappiness? Perhaps she came into Galesko’s life three years prior, stoking bitter jealousy in Frances who could see the mutual attraction between the two. Alas, we’ll never know.
Only one thing’s for sure. Lorna is H-to-the-O-to-the-T, and the sort of young lady that could turn many a middle-aged, grey-haired, bearded, loveless photographer’s head. One can only wonder what type of photos Galesko was planning to take on his trip to the Philippines with Miss McGrath. Ones unfit for publication if I’m any judge, the filthy beast!
Joanna Cameron as Lorna McGrath is the apple of many a Columbo fan’s eye
This all sounds like an absolute love-in, doesn’t it? So are there any weaknesses? Well, sort of, but nothing to seriously dampen enthusiasm. Although I rate Van Dyke’s performance, I can’t help but feel that some of his angry exchanges with Columbo would have had more power if delivered by a more snarling, unsympathetic type like Robert Culp. But that’s a very minor niggle.
Slightly more troubling is the lack of clarity around motive. Is Galesko really so shallow that a bit of nagging and a longing to romp with Miss McGrath would drive him to murder? We’re not given any concrete reasons, so we have to assume that yes, he is! It places him a similar bracket to Tommy Brown from Swan Song, whose only motive in murdering Edna was to get rich and get laid. As inferred earlier, I’d like to know more about what was driving Galesko to commit murder, but I can live without knowing given how ruddy entertaining the whole episode is.
In conclusion, Negative Reaction is a thoroughly enjoyable romp from go to woah, which is wonderfully paced and which effortlessly treads the line between darkness and light, playfulness and pathos. I can pay it fewer higher compliments than that.
Did you know?
Dick Van Dyke and Peter Falk became very good friends off-screen and Van Dyke even had the honour of unveiling Falk’s posthumous Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in July 2013, Lord love ‘im!
How I rate ’em
A superior outing in every regard, Negative Reaction is definitely at Columbo‘s top table and sits shoulder to shoulder with any of the Lieutenant’s greatest adventures. Read any of my past episode reviews via the links below.
- Suitable for Framing
- Publish or Perish
- Double Shock
- Murder by the Book
- Negative Reaction
- A Friend in Deed
- Death Lends a Hand
- A Stitch in Crime
- Double Exposure
- Lady in Waiting
- Any Old Port in a Storm
- Prescription: Murder ————– A-List ends here——
- An Exercise in Fatality
- Swan Song
- The Most Crucial Game
- Etude in Black
- Candidate for Crime
- Greenhouse Jungle
- Requiem for a Falling Star
- Blueprint for Murder
- Ransom for a Dead Man
- Dead Weight
- The Most Dangerous Match
- Lovely but Lethal ————– B-List ends here————
- Short Fuse
- Mind Over Mayhem
- Dagger of the Mind
How do you rate Negative Reaction? Let me know in the comments section below, and if you hold it dear consider giving it a vote in the Columbo fans’ favourite episode poll.
If you’ve got a hankering to view it now, Negative Reaction is available to watch in full online here (depending on which jurisdiction you’re in, but have a go, eh?).
And of course I’ll be back in a few weeks with a review of By Dawn’s Early Light, notable for being Patrick McGoohan’s introduction to the series. See you then!
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“WERE YOU A WITNESS TO WHAT HE JUST DID?”
I’m not quite sure I buy the gotcha moment as it is.
We see the clock seems to show 10:00, and there are no more details of the watchface visible.
But looking at the irregular brick wall in the background, the position of the clock, or the asymmetric dress the victim wears, one can easily identify that the image is mirrored, without having to recover its negative.
Another one of my favorite episodes. The part I like best: frazzled driving instructor Larry Storch tells careless driver Columbo to pull over and let him out, so he can walk back to the motor vehicle office. Columbo says, ‘I should do more walking myself.’ Storch replies, ‘Indeed, you should!’ Fantastic.
Wow! Thought I was reading a botched version of Mad Magazine🤣 Truly enjoyed the candid take coupled with wit and sarcasm👌
At one of Peter Fall’s last public appearances (if not indeed THE last), he is at an autograph show and seems a little befuddled. First, he is visited by Jonathan Winters. Then, right behind him in his own booth signing autographs with a Corporal Agarn hat on was Larry Storch. Larry Storch comes over to see Peter Falk and tells him some stories (which you can’t make out) making Peter Falk laugh a great deal. You could tell they enjoyed each other’s company!!!
Mr. Weekly and Lt. Columbo…….Awesome.
“Galesko’s beard: As himself”
This blog makes me laugh more often than any other site on the interwebs. Thank you so much again, Columbophile, for your wonderful writing.
You’re too kind, thank you very much 🤘🏼
CP’s wit is legendary! Every article he posts literally has me in stitches with laughter – thankfully not Dr. Mayfield’s. Case in point:
“Shera demands a recount.”
You’re a trooper, thank you ☺️
Another interesting (and refreshing) side of columbo as the grizzled, hardboiled gumshoe. Yeah, there’s his usual antics, but smoothly balanced with a no-nonsense attitude in this episode. And Van Dyke’s turn as a “Dick” dastardly type is a welcome departure from his goofy, goody two shoes persona. How Columbo tricks him into revealing himself is super slick and well executed by all the players. The rarely seen captain gets some play in this episode as well. But the star of this episode for me is Joanna Cameron as Dicks secretary. She fires up the screen with sensuality every time she appears. And the strategically sexy way she presents to the camera wasn’t lost on me either, especially, the funeral scene where she sashays away, as Columbo and Dick discreetly peer at her curvy derriere. She even made answering the phone delightful to watch. Oh, and that was a “killer” Black pinstripe suit Dick was wearing at the funeral scene also. The interplay between Falk and van dyke is primo here as Dick’s smooth, reserved performance shows his versatility, and contrasts well with Falk’s edgy counter. Not gonna nitpick here. One of my favs
Your comment about Joanna Cameron (played by Lorna McGrath) reminds me of one of my unwritten “laws” about the characters in the Columbo series. The completely innocent girlfriends of the murderers are attractive, personable, and nice people as a rule.
Other examples of this unwritten law that come to mind are Linda Johnson (played by Tisha Sterling) in “Candidate for Crime” and Jessica Conroy (played by Gretchen Corbett) in “An Exercise in Fatality.”
I always like it when Weekly’s main comment about Deschler is “Very good driver.”
He doesn’t seem to wonder much about everyone being certain Deschler is the kidnapper – “Very good driver” is the main thing for him. Which makes sense in his case.
Michael Strong as Hoffman has the be the “unsung” one among Columbo’s sidekicks, unlike Kramer and Wilson and so on. He doesn’t have what you could call big moments, but he’s always interesting.
In your review, you question Galesko’s motive. You point out that he tells his wife she has made the past three years a misery. But elsewhere, he mentions the last fifteen years with her. Later, in his studio, he talks about three years of having to do wretched studio portraits. My guess is they have been married for 15 years, but Mrs. Galesko has stifled his creativity and caged his desire for adventure for the last 3 years by dictating where and how he works.
In my opinion, given his perfectionism around his photographic art and how strongly he identifies as a famous, Pulitzer-prize-winning photographer, Galesko shows a clear motive here. It seems he has had a glittering career, publishing 9 books, however in the past three years he has been limited (against his wishes, by his wife) to photographing at times insufferable socialites in a studio, or doing some local shoots for a magazine. Perhaps the San Quentin photos also stem from this time where he has been kept on a short leash, working close to home.
It sounds as though his wife has forced him to forego the artistic spontaneity and adventure of far-flung locations in the last three years, and made him stick to a predictable worklife in the studio, spending more time at home with her, or doing the high society things she deems important. This is underscored by the fact that the first thing he plans after his wife is out of the way is to take his publisher up on a creative trip to the Philippines (and he has to assure his assistant that his wife supports this trip, as if she’d not given that permission recently). Even if his assistant comes along, it seems his artistic ego will aim to make this his next prize-winning location shoot, showing the world again that he is better than a mere studio photographer.
For someone who considers himself a successful artist, the life Galesko has been forced to lead for the past three years is therefore intolerable and stifles his creativity, making him feel like a puppet on a string. This, for me, is a key component of his motive which certainly includes the other aspects you mentioned.
This episode dragged without dragging, if that makes any sense. I could follow the thread pretty well but it seemed like an epically long episode, though at no point did I feel like nodding off (as with a couple of other eps). I thought the scene with the nun went on a bit too long. I agree the scene with the DMV instructor was a good one. Incidentally, I only knew the name Larry Storch and didn’t attach it to this actor, who I would have guessed was of Filipino descent.
Best victim in the series by far. It was really quite a shame she left the picture so soon; it was a riot watching her roast him, continuing even as she was being tied up.
It was a pretty darn tight episode, with above-average cleverness by both villain and Columbo. I’m not sure why people are dissecting the ending scene so darn much and arguing over whether the negative still existed. I mean, the guy was just instinctively explaining how Columbo messed up; he obviously wasn’t thinking through all of the specific implications in detail (or else he wouldn’t have picked up his camera!)
I mean, if you want to be nit-picky then the most rational response in almost every Columbo episode ever would be for the villain to say “I would like to speak to an attorney” the moment it’s clear that they’re a suspect and then never utter another word. And that would be true for this episode as well, but that obviously wouldn’t be a reasonable criticism as it would ruin the entire series (and also it’s not realistic; criminals talk to cops all the time, even after it’s clear that they are being considered a suspect.)
It seems to me there is a worse problem with the ending (sorry if someone else pointed this out below, I didn’t read all the comments) It wasn’t just the clock that was reversed, the whole room was, which would be really easy to confirm by looking at the room. As a photographer, Galesko certainly would have known that, and I’m sure would use that as his defense rather than run for the camera
It appeared to me Galesko had used a Polaroid camera, and my understanding was that they eject a finished print without there being any negative. If there was, in fact, a negative, Columbo would have had to remove it from the camera to make his enlargement. There would be no negative remaining in the camera for Galesko to remove for his defense claim and he, as an expert, would know that.
I used to think that there would have been no negative too until I read a photo blog board where experienced photography equipment specialists discussed the episode Negative Reaction. The consensus went something like this. The camera used here appeared to be an old school Polaroid camera from the late early 60s. With that Polaroid, you’d peel off the picture and the negative would remain in the camera, for later disposal.
Loved the episode, good review. Unfortunately the ending was utter hogwash – any old-school photographer knows why. Columbo had the lab boys “blow it up” – and Oopsie, reversed the neg. That means they took a picture of the picture, producing a neg to be reversed. So even though Columbo Oopsie! destroyed the original photo, they still have the neg used to make the blowup. Very easy to visually determine which side the emulsion is on to properly orient the picture. I realize only a photog with dark room experience would know this. All us photographers went: Oh, Please! at that cornball ending.
I recall reading on a photography blog some years ago where they were discussing Negative Reaction from the viewpoints of photographers. They talked about the camera used in the case and other technical aspects concerning photography. I recall the issue you raise here as one of the discussion points.
If I’m remembering correctly, the consensus of the group on that photography blog was that Negative Reaction was an excellent Columbo episode overall and the integration of technical aspects of photography into the story was well done, in spite of some perceived technical or logistical flaws raised by a few of the photographers.
The general takeaway on the technical flaws was that Columbo actually succeeded by playing dumb on the technical aspects of photography, but that Galesko feared he was being framed with false evidence nonetheless. That caused him to let his intellectual guard down, inducing him to fall for Columbo’s trick.
You could make the same sort of argument about the ending of the original Columbo play/teleplay, Prescription: Murder. If Dr. Fleming had thought things through, as a psychiartist, he would have realized that Joan Hudson wasn’t the kind of woman to kill herself, especially since she was the key to the case and if the pressue got to be too much, she could have just given herself up as an accessory to get off relatively easy (which is what she actually did). But Columbo tricked him not just with the visual illusion of the setup itself, but tricked him psychologically as well with the tactic that he “lost the woman he loved and did this whole thing for.”
So, just as Columbo got to Dr. Flemming through psychology, Flemming’s own area of expertise, Columbo got to Paul Galesko through his own area of expertise. Their own expertise and egos gave them away.
I know it’s just picking nits. Plot holes don’t diminish from the quality of the writing or enjoyment of the episode. Polaroid roll-film was the camera which Galesko would also know from experience. I’ve watched these Columbos so many times you start to pick out the flaws and think what the criminal should have said or done before making a silly mistake.
Yay, psychology! The combination of using the killer’s ego and expertise against him/her is the best possible Gotcha.
I certainly agree with that. Columbo uses Adrian Carsini’s expertise against him. Columbo uses Oliver Brandt’s ego against him. Columbo uses Hayden Danziger’s investment in the complete success of his plan (to frame Harrington as well as murder Rosanna) against him.
But isn’t James addressing the polar opposite situation: a killer nailed because he conveniently forgets his area of expertise? An expert photographer who should know that Columbo’s account of the fate of a photograph rings false? An expert psychiatrist who should spot something fishy in Columbo’s staged suicide? I’ve also wondered whether Bart Kepple’s trancelike submission to Columbo’s subliminal cuts jives credibly with Kepple’s expertise in that area.
I see the latter group as less about psychology and a character’s area of expertise and more about a writer bypassing character expertise in favor of story convenience. Maybe Galesko, Flemming, and Kepple should know better, but the story works best if they don’t.
I think there’s a factor that accounts for the difference in your two trios of cases. In the first group – Danziger, Brandt, Carsini – they don’t believe that they are under serious suspicion (Carsini had the benefit of Karen’s manufactured “eyewitness” testimony).
For Galesko, Flemming, and Kepple, each knows that Columbo is onto them. (I would count Dr. Collier among these gents). The psychology of their Gotchas isn’t necessarily sophisticated; they’ve been rattled with accusation (or, “I know you know I did it”) and as Columbo ratchets up the pressure, they are more susceptible to miscue. Often, it’s the over-eagerness “prove” him wrong that does them in, and that’s the trap. All of those killers were cool customers before they met Columbo.
Perhaps one of the funniest scenes in the series is with Larry Storch as Mr. Weekly. Falk must have loved that scene along with the one in the homeless shelter with the nun. Great episode and amazing Mr. Storch lived so long, RIP.