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Six parts down, four to go! Today we count down from #40-31 in the top 100 Columbo scenes of the 70s and I can guarantee you it’s all hits, no filler.
I do hope you’ll enjoy these latest selections, which include scenes from some of the series’ most enduringly popular episodes. If you can, do take the time to digest each scene in full to maximise your appreciation of these truly marvellous moments.
40. Tommy’s pool party – Swan Song
How does a music megastar bounce back from the tragic loss of his dear wife and a young backing singer? If you’re Tommy Brown, you party hard with bikini-clad scorchers to help sweeten the bitter pill – directly after the dual funeral!
This scene has everything: a bevvy of young hotties, booze galore, Johnny singing one of his best-loved songs in Sunday Morning Coming Down, a dust-up between Tommy and hated brother-in-law Luke, an Elvis lookalike and Columbo’s stomach-turning introduction to squirrel chilli.
Best of all, it’s a clear indication that Tommy’s ‘don’t-give-a-damn’ rock star hedonism is to become his new norm, while giving the Lieutenant ample reason to suspect the apathetic singer of murder. Condensing all this into less than 3 minutes is some seriously good storytelling.
39. “I’ve had a haircut.” Now You See Him
One of the series’ best visual gags accompanies Columbo’s introduction in Now You See Him – as his hated new coat makes its short-lived appearance.
Emerging from his car at the Cabaret of Magic, viewers can instantly tell something ain’t quite right with the Lieutenant’s appearance and it doesn’t take long for the realisation to sink in that he’s not wearing his ever-present mac. When a uniformed officer fails to recognise him, Columbo’s straight-faced explanation that “I’ve had a haircut,” is therefore 24-carat comedy gold.
Peter Falk’s ability to come across as being stiff and self-conscious in the coat perfectly leads into an episode’s worth of rib-tickling asides as Columbo does his best to rid himself of the offending garment – even urging Dog to look away if someone attempts to lift it from his car later in the episode. No wonder Falk rated the gag as one of his very favourite from the 70s’ series.
38. Edith’s golden cameo – Requiem for a Falling Star
Fitting for an episode that features such luscious fashions throughout, legendary costumier Edith Head cameos here and comes up with a new tie for Columbo to help Nora spruce up his shabby appearance, while all the while her array of Oscars are clearly visible on the desk behind. Deliciously, one of these Oscars was won in 1951 for her costume work on All About Eve – a film for which Anne Baxter won a Best Actress nomination.
It’s a delightful Easter Egg of a scene, made even better by the fact that Peter Falk would present Head with a further Oscar the following year for her work on The Sting. Could it be that Falk was given this award to present because of Head’s Columbo appearance? I rather hope so.
37. No love lost – Murder Under Glass
The conclusion to Murder Under Glass is really rather tasty – due in no small measure to the mutual contempt Columbo and Paul Gerard hold each other in. They’ve disguised it well throughout, but in reality the two men are as incompatible as milk and melons.
Once he’s been busted, Gerard doesn’t bother to maintain the pretence any more, letting Columbo know outright that he doesn’t care for him very much. More unusual is that Columbo responds in kind, telling Gerard that while he respects his talent, he really doesn’t like him at all.
Such open antagonism is extremely rare from the mild-mannered Lieutenant, who generally keeps a very close guard on his true feelings. It ensures that the erudite Gerard is lumped in with Dr Barry Mayfield and Milo Janus as villains that Columbo – and the viewer – simply can’t stand.
This scene is also significant in that Columbo reveals he’s been on to Gerard from the first moments they met – because the food critic didn’t head to hospital upon learning that his dinner companion Vito had died of poisoning. It’s a telling truth that has been hiding in plain sight throughout the episode and nicely comes full circle here.
36. Dale unleashed – Suitable for Framing
Episode writer Jackson Gillis was clearly poking some fun at the art scene of the time here, as Dale Kingston unleashes all his critical skills at the art exhibition of ‘that hack’ Sam Franklin to establish his alibi in AMAZING style.
Dale’s wisecracks and japes about the specific exhibits and art more widely have his tanked-up, shallow entourage bewitched and roaring with laughter. Big Dale ably exhibits his mammoth ego by laughing louder and longer than anyone else as he throws back the Champagne with gay abandon, while wearing a crushed velvet tuxedo.
Intercut with action from the crime scene of accomplice Tracey securing Dale’s alibi, all props to Ross Martin who is fabulously loathsome throughout this scene, which I can happily watch over and over again.
35. Dodging a bullet – Lady in Waiting
By episode’s end, Beth Chadwick is so far off the right path that she pulls a gun on Columbo when he confronts her at her home. The Lieutenant, however, manages to extricate himself from near-certain death through a winning combination of charm and guile.
“There’s no point in that, not with the police officers outside,” Columbo says as calmly as if he were passing the time of day with a grocery store clerk. “Besides,” he adds. “You’re too classy a woman.”
Won over by his chivalrous words, Beth smiles demurely, hands over the gun and heads off to slip into something less alluring before being taken downtown. Columbo, meanwhile, steps outside to light his cigar with an unshaking hand. The camera draws back through the dark garden to reveal that there’s not a single other officer present after all.
Not only does this scene give a magnificent insight into how well Columbo understands Beth’s needs and frailties after years of male oppression, he also gives a masterclass in staying cool under pressure. Plaudits to Susan Clark, too, who completely convinces as a woman seized with doubt at a crucial moment.
34. Brandt blows it – The Bye-Bye Sky High IQ Murder Case
One of the best Columbo gotchas provides us with a fine example of the Lieutenant’s inherent ability to pull the right strings to force the hand of his suspect.
Feeling tortured and truly alone after killing his only real friend, Oliver Brandt is manipulated into revealing his guilt simply by being unable to resist the urge to prove his mental superiority over his fellow Sigma Society geniuses through solving the unsolvable murder (which, lest we forget, even the viewer doesn’t fully understand until Brandt shows us here).
A scene boasting dramatic staging (complete with thunder and lightning), and employing simple yet effective face-to-face cuts between the leads to ramp up the tension, the engrossing turn of Theo Bikel as Brandt is central to its success. He accelerates through several emotions (including howling indignity) before triumph gives way to a horrible realisation that he’s given the game away. It’s a frenzied performance that takes the breath away.
Rich Weill expert analysis: “A great example of Columbo knowing exactly what makes his adversary tick. He plays Oliver Brandt like a Stradivarius. Brandt admits what little regard has for his fellow Sigma Society “geniuses.” He must prove his superiority, and Columbo pushes him to do just that.”
33. From the heart – Try & Catch Me
After being thrown under the bus when the cheeky Abigail Mitchell summons him on stage to deliver an impromptu speech to the ladies’ luncheon, Columbo rises to the occasion to deliver one of the series’ most memorable monologues.
In a simple, honest speech, Columbo reveals more about his mindset and motivations in 90 seconds than we’ve seen in most of the previous six seasons combined. Meanwhile, his admission that there’s something to like in everyone – even the killers he meets – gives Abi reason to regard him hopefully as a figure who may be sympathetic to her should the truth about Edmund’s death be revealed.
All in all, then, this is a fascinating, fleeting glimpse of the man behind the mysterious facade.
Jenn Zuko expert analysis: “Abigail Mitchell is that rare murderer whose game is all about out-Columbo-ing Columbo. As such, it’s delightful to see her patter her way into forcing the bashful Lieutenant onstage to speak to a group of murder mystery lovers. It’s telling that she begins by talking about duels between adversaries before handing the mic to Columbo, and when he does speak, it’s a beautiful (and also rare) window into his true feelings about his job. It’s a wonderful, sincere Columbo moment.”
32. Music to murder by – Etude in Black
Philandering music Maestro Alex Benedict has a problem on his hands in the shape of beautiful pianist, Jennifer Welles. The two have been having a love affair, and Jennifer is now threatening to blow the whistle if Benedict doesn’t leave his young wife Janice.
Benedict loves money too much to remove himself from the wealthy Fielding family bosom, which can only mean one thing: murder! So, after sneaking round to Jennifer’s house (in broad daylight, wearing a conspicuous disguise, and driving a very recognisable car) he shows his sheer ruthlessness by braining her with an ashtray as she lovingly soothes him with a piano ditty.
Beautifully staged and edited to spare viewers the sight of any actual violence, this is one of the series’ most powerful and memorable murders.
Aurora Bugallo expert analysis: “As far as murders go, the one in Etude in Black is as memorable as they come. The dramatics of it are fantastic. We do not see the actual blow to the young pianist’s head but as soon as it happens, we hear sudden, loud music and the cockatoo’s shriek. It is constructed beautifully and the effects are chilling. The mistake of the boutonnière left behind also adds to the suspense.”
31. Murder on the glass – Death Lends a Hand
A double-whammy of TV excellence, the artistically portrayed killing of Lenore Kennicut is followed up by one of the series’ most iconic examples of innovative editing.
The murder itself is gorgeously filmed and edited to show Brimmer losing his cool and delivering a fatal blow to Lenore. As she topples backwards to strike her head on table corner, we’re mercifully spared the sight of the impact as the footage cuts to shattering glass in another of the series’ great Hitchcockian moments.
Brimmer’s horrified realisation at what he’s done is shown by a slow zoom and freeze on his face, while his cleaning up of the crime scene is presented to viewers via montage projected on his spectacles set against a chilling Gil Melle score.
The work of late master editor Edward M Abroms, the montage is routinely cut from network showings, making it all the more important that as many Columbo fans as possible are able to appreciate its brilliance.
“The murder itself is gorgeously filmed and edited to show Brimmer losing his cool and delivering a fatal blow to Lenore.”
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As the 40th on the list is Swan Song, I’d also highlight the scene when Vito Scotti as a funeral director politely advises Columbo to think about his passing of this wonderful world. That scene is simply marvelous, comparable to the taylor scene by Vito Scotti in Candidate for Crime
It was identity crisis where mcgoohan says dont harass me and if i recall corectly it was at an outdoor pool party / bash not in an office and it being a sunday was referenced , i rate identity crisis highly one of my favs , in by dawns early light i dont think patrick said this in fact the opposite, he says at one point then you better get this investigation moving along
but wait for the great cp to confirm
Confirmed that the ‘do not harrrrasssss me’ line is from Identity Crisis.
My three favourite scenes listed here are the pool party from swan song and of course columbos speech try and catch me which is very memorable and oliver brandt scene from the bye bye , no big surprise as all three episodes make my top 5 overall
I enjoy the gunpoint scene in lady in waiting best part of what is a plain average episode for me
I dont rate the dining scene i find it a bit silly and i dont rate murder under glass anywhere near a top seventies episode same as requiem for a falling star which i dont consider among the best of the seventies
But im banking on plenty scenes from negative reaction still await which is an episode definetley among the very best episodes, i always enjoy negative reaction .
This continues to be brilliant. While I’m sure my personal top 100 would be quite different from the final list here I really can’t disagree with any of your choices up to now. Roll on the top 30!
This is aggravating. Where is all the scenes or any scenes with Vito Scotti? He appeared in half a dozen Columbo’s. Every scene was a gem. And the one with McGoohan By Dawns Early Light when Patrick warns Columbo not to harrass him and Columbo leaves the office amusingly bewildered.
Your list is disappointing folks
The list isn’t finished yet. Vito has so far appeared in Part 2 of the list.
Where are you getting the idea that the list is disappointing anyone other than you?
Well, I think you might be mixing up 2 fantastic episodes with Patrick. The one where he scolds Columbo to not harass him is Identity Crisis I believe.
Does anyone make columbo’s raincoat?
If so, how much do they charge for a men’s size 44?
More importantly, do you know where I can get one just like it for one-fifth the price?
Well, my favorite scene comes in at #34… the “Sky High” gotcha (to me) is pure TV genius, and brilliantly played by Theodore Bikel. “Mr Danzinger, the president of the club? You wouldn’t call him a dunce?” “Oh, wouldn’t I?” I could watch it over and over. In fact, I just did; thanks for the clip!
The High IQ episode is probably overlooked a little because it doesn’t have a truly iconic killer. The actor does a great job, I don’t mean that as an insult, far from it. Just it’s natural that it doesn’t have quite the same draw as huge names like van Dyke, Nimoy, Shatner and Pleasence or Columbo icons Culp, Cassidy and McGoohan. But it is an episode loaded with great moments, i would argue more than any other episode.
As someone with a high IQ myself, i can relate a lot with him thinking he is surrounded by dunces. The amount of high IQ people who have almost zero lack of common sense, but can’t wait to pull people up on minutia like missing the dots (yes, i said dots! shoot me!!) out of I.Q. etc is so infuriating! Plus, it’s all relative. Even geniuses like Einstein had their fair share of numbskull ideas. There are only 2 different types of humans. Idiots who think they are smarter than everybody else, and idiots who know they are not.
Prior to “Murder by the Book,” Jack Cassidy was best known for playing a comic strip character on the Richard Benjamin-Paula Prentiss one-season TV comedy “He & She.” His wife (Shirley Jones) was a much bigger name than he.
First off, thanks so much for all the Columbo content. I look forward to seeing what’s next each Sunday morning in my email! You have a remarkable amount of knowledge about one of the truly great television series! I have one question: In No. 40, isn’t Luke Tommy’s brother-in-law as opposed to half-brother? I may be wrong (there’s plenty of precedent!), but I seem to recall Luke even addressing Tommy’s wife as Sis.
Thanks, CP, for including my take on the BBSHIQMC gotcha. Looking more broadly than just that one moment, I highly recommended that everyone rewatch all the library scenes paying particular attention to how the red magic marker is shown — starting from when we first see it in Brandt’s attaché case. Director Sam Wanamaker does a masterful job of teasing us with this key component of Brandt’s murder plot, without actually showing us its contribution (until Brandt does so at the end). Wanamaker knew that, with all of the moving parts to Brandt’s scheme to process, hiding the marker’s precise role would likely pass unnoticed. And he was right. I wonder how much of this sleight of hand was prescribed expressly in Robert Malcolm Young‘s original teleplay.
Brandt Blews It…..a good scene to a great episode…..even better within minutes apart of this one is when Brandt explains the downside of being a smart kid, and the Columbo explains his hard road to becoming a Detective, and his love of the job. It appears Brandt and Columbo genuinely liked each other. Also the editing in Death Lends A Hand was great for the time…..to be honest just about any scene with Robert Culp is a great one.
No. 31 is my favorite. To me this is one of the series’ most-innovative scenes.
I was hoping it would be higher for all the reasons you named: Slo-mo killing with the rage of Robert Culp in full force. The shattering off the glass slowly filling the screen. Robert Culp looking stunned. Instant regret. But the pièce de résistance is the brilliant cover-up of the murder done through the sunglasses.
It could have been tacky or just plain 70s schlock, but it came across as genius. All the worse when this scene is edited out of re-airings.